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Between the Mountains and the Deep Blue Sea

Deal Expires: Saturday, May 19, 2012
The owners of Vista Bonita – a budding community snuggled between the Caribbean Sea and the majestic rain forest mountains of Honduras – are offering Caribbean Life Club members your own construction-ready lot for the incredibly low price of just $9,595!

That’s right; I said $9,595 – and not one penny more.

Please understand, these lots normally sell for $11,995 – and are more than worth every penny of it.

But, because you’re a Charter Member of the Caribbean Life Club, you get a full 20% savings. And that’s just the beginning …


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The Magic of Montecristo

Deal Expires: Friday, April 27, 2012
Introducing “The Magic of Montecristo” – luxury, leisure, and the good life with a … “Special Get Acquainted Offer

Now you can have it all -- for far less than you ever imagined! Read More

Gran Pacifica Beach & Golf Resort

Deal Expires: Saturday, April 21, 2012
Act Now – and Receive an Incredible 55% Savings on the Caribbean Beach Resort Property of Your Dreams!

Dear Caribbean Life Club Member,

“Three and a half miles of heaven on earth.”

There is simply no other way to describe the Gran Pacifica Beach & Golf Resort on Nicaragua’s Pacific Gold Coast.

And believe it or not, that’s just the beachfront!

Gran Pacifica has all of the amenities you and your family could ever want in a beachfront community – from sunning on the beach to world-class surfing … from horseback riding to world-class golfing … from relaxing walks to dining with friends at the oceanview restaurant. Read More

Club Exclusive: 1/3 Off on YOUR Paradise Island Dream Vacation!

Deal Expires: Wednesday, March 21, 2012
If Roatan Island is the crown jewel of the Western Caribbean (and it is!) – Keyhole Bay is the Hope Diamond.

Pristine, serene, tropical, and untrammeled, this breathtakingly beautiful island is every traveler’s dream destination of where to get away – with lasting fantasies of longing to stay!

And Keyhole Bay? Well, its own slogan says it all: “A World Away from the Ordinary.”

Elegantly ensconced atop twenty acres of rolling hills, with sweeping views of the turquoise Caribbean, Keyhole Bay defines luxury. From its private beach to its manicured gardens. From its palm-lined streets to its opulent suites.

And now, you can be a pampered guest at this plush island getaway for the remarkably low price of... Read More

Fun ‘n Sun Getaway Weekend at beautiful Grand Baymen

Deal Expires: Thursday, March 15, 2012
Put down that snow shovel … throw away that ice scrapper …

Here’s your personal invitation to enjoy a bargain-priced
Fun ‘n Sun Getaway Weekend at beautiful Grand Baymen resort on sun-kissed Ambergris Caye! Read More

The Magic of Montecristo

Deal Expires: Saturday, March 31, 2012
"The Magic of Montecristo..." The words alone conjure up an image of opulence, an aura of luxury. And when you sit by the pool of your beachfront home, a seashell’s throw from the rolling waves of the pristine Pacific, you will know that the life of your dreams has become a reality.

Welcome to Montecristo Beach, a stunning residential resort community on Nicaragua’s famed Pacific Coast, where world class amenities and local charm meld to meet your every need.

And, now, in this special Members-Only offer from your Caribbean Life Club, you can own your own two-bedroom, two-bath, beachfront casita – complete with a private pool, flat screen TVs, surround sound audio, DVD players, split air conditioners, and more – for the incredibly low price of just... Read More

Dealing With No/Bad Spanish

by: F.Y.L.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
One of the main things that scares people away is not knowing Spanish. While that is understandable, there are some things you can do to minimize this particular problem. (The very best thing is to actually learn Spanish! See our Learning Spanish.)

The first and most obvious, is to stay in a tourist hotel. That is, a place that expects non-Spanish speakers and will have staff that speak English and possibly other languages. They will usually handle all your travel arrangements as well either picking you up at the airport or arranging for someone to do that. This works if you are just here for the weather but is not a good way to get to know Nicaragua.

In general, people here have more time than those in the First World. Thus, they are more likely to take the time to try to communicate with you. Take advantage of this.

Communicating with Minimal Spanish

The very basics that you can find in little Spanish for Tourists books will get you going. I remember reading 30+ years ago in A Peoples Guide to Mexico something like "they may not speak the same language as you but they aren't stupid". This particular statement had to do with pulling up to the pumps in a gas station. They are going to figure out that you want to buy gas.

I remember being in Costa Rica with minimal Spanish in 2000. I had a rental car and needed gas. I pulled up to the pumps in a gas station. The attendant, after greeting me, said "YAY-no?" I had no idea what that meant but I decided "si" was the right answer. Later, I looked it up. The word is "lleno" and it means full. One word, which I didn't even know, was really all that was needed.

This about other normal situations where what you want can be assumed.
  • If you enter a restaurant, you probably want something to eat. Ordering can be as simple as pointing to items on the menu.
  • If you enter a hotel, you are probably looking for a room.
  • If you enter an ice cream parlor, you probably want a ice cream. Which flavor? Just point.
There are lots more examples, of course. For less obvious things, just learn a few nouns. For example, if you are in a restaurant and say "baño" (BAN-yo), it will be obvious that you are looking for a bathroom.

Spanish Schools

There are quite a few Spanish schools in Nicaragua. Most tend to offer 20 classroom hours per week plus some excursions. The typical cost is $100/week and they can be found in Estelí, Granada, Managua and San Juan del Sur and, to a lesser extent, in other areas. A week or two of classes won't turn you into a fluent Spanish speaker but it will significantly change your ability to communicate.

Most schools also offer a homestay option. They arrange for you to live with a local family who will supply a room and your meals. This gives you a chance to practice your Spanish with people that are used to dealing with people with low Spanish skills. It can really make a significant difference in how much you learn. The cost is minimal—typically $30-$40/week which is probably less than you would spend on meals eating out.

Learning "On the Street"

If you have some Spanish and just want to improve your conversational skills or are just fearless, learning on the street can work. One of the best places to practice in in the park. All cities have a central park and you can almost always find someone to talk to.

I recommend buying a local newspaper, finding a comfortable location and just hanging out. Conversations may start out as simple as someone asking what time it is or where you are from. You may also run into someone who speaks a bit of English and would like to practice it on you. Turn this into an opportunity where you help them with their English and, in return, they help you with your Spanish.

You can also look for additional opportunities to "listen". For example, you might go to a church, an AA meeting or even just to a store or restaurant and listen to conversations. This is actually better than you might expect because you will be hearing "how it is said" here rather than just listening in a classroom situation.

Movies are another place where you can learn. Whether it is in a theatre or just a DVD, a lot of the movies are in English with Spanish subtitles. And don't leave out watching TV or listening to the radio. The news is good because you get to find out about local things as well as hear people that, in general, speak correct Spanish.